Saturday, March 31, 2001

Due to circumstances out of Luke's control, this blog will be shut down until she, er, those circumstances are under control.

Wednesday, March 28, 2001

Uh Hi honey it's me. You know sometimes things are better said in writing then they are face to face. Well I have a few small confessions and points of interests I wanted to share with you. I thought that since your blog is such a secret thing and nobody really sees it that it was probably the safest way to tell you. I didn't want to write it on loose-leaf three holed paper because one of us could leave it around and someone might see it.
Ok, first of all the speedo has to go. Nobody needs to wear one of those. Secondly that smell is just getting worse. This next one kind of affects other people, because our neighbor's cat is now wearing a neck brace. She asked me to inform you that you probably need to close the blinds when you decide to play naked air guitar. She said that she saw you do that, what i think is that incredible Pete Townshend jump where you land on your knees while screaming. Well, she tried to reach over and cover her small childrens faces but succeeded in dropping the cat on its cat head instead. She says that her children now ask her if they can watch the funny naked man jumping on his bed. She said they don't watch TV anymore though.

Ok, well I love you, and if you want to talk about any of this then just know that I'm here for you.